In the mercurial ecosystem of literary translation, few figures occupy a space as distinct, irreverent, and intellectually rigorous as the writer known as Miss Translation. Returning from a self-imposed hiatus that included events in New York and Chicago, a summer devoid of novel-writing, and a tentative brush with contemporary romance—which the author wryly notes is officially classified under the Gen Z umbrella of being “official” despite her milestone age of 41—the columnist is back. This installment of the ongoing series balances high-brow academic critique, deeply nerdy linguistic puzzles, and sharp-elbowed commentary on the politics of global literature.
This month’s column arrives wrapped in an unexpected thematic umbrella: Everything is Bulgarian (Unless it is Taiwanese). From viral pop music videos featuring humanoid robots to intricate translations of Italian borderland novels and 19th-century Balkan epics, the intersections of geography, culture, and linguistic mediation take center stage. Furthermore, the column delves into the existential anxieties of teaching translation theory, the labyrinthine politics of "Women in Translation" months, and a jaw-dropping review of reader-submitted solutions to previous cryptographic poetry challenges.
Detailed Chronology: From Mixer Metropolitans to Academic Labyrinths
The Party Report and Translatological Troubles
The winter and spring seasons promise an expansion of the mixers that first brought translators together in New York and Chicago during the Association of Writers & Writing Programs (AWP) conference. It was at the New York mixer that the reigning Bulgarian motif was accidentally sparked. After successfully pairing two Bulgarian attendees who had previously thought they were the only ones of their nationality in their immediate literary circles, the conversation naturally drifted toward the surreal heights of modern Balkan pop culture—specifically, viral music videos by Bulgarian pop star Galena, whose hit "ChatGPT" features uncanny valley androids and poses the deeply philosophical question: How would an artificial intelligence know how a pop star feels about her boyfriend?
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Amidst the pop culture detritus, the true work of translation pressed forward across multiple languages, including Tamil, Romanian, Portuguese, Mandarin, Ukrainian, and German. A standout problem emerged from Chicago-based translator Alta L. Price. Price has been tackling Maddalena Fingerle’s Italian novel Tongue Mother, which is set in South Tyrol—a linguistic borderland wedged between Italian and German.
Toward the conclusion of Fingerle’s narrative, a structural twist is unveiled: the names of the primary protagonists are deliberate anagrams that carry profound thematic weight regarding their characters. For instance:
- Biagio Prescher reorganizes to crepai, borghesi ("I croaked, you bougies").
- Luisa Prescher transforms into capire Husserl ("to comprehend Husserl").
The translatological crisis centers on whether such complex anagrammatic resonance can be successfully engineered in English without losing the structural integrity of the novel. Price’s ongoing quest for both a clever linguistic solution and a publishing home highlights the invisible acrobatic feats performed daily by literary translators.
The Existential Dread of "Women in Translation" Month
Shifting from practical translation to macro-level industry politics, the column tackles the annual paradox of "Women in Translation" (WIT) Month. Originally established in 2014 to combat the glaring deficit of translated literature in the Anglophone market—and specifically the underrepresentation of female authors within that small pool—WIT Month frequently triggers semantic confusion.
As the columnist notes with characteristic self-deprecation, the initiative celebrates women writers whose works are translated, rather than the women translators who predominantly perform the labor across nearly all language pairs. While female practitioners make up the vast majority of the translation workforce, the historical spotlight has rightfully expanded the footprint of women in global letters, pushing the share of translated books by women in English up to roughly fifty percent over the past decade.
Yet, this progress invites a deeper critique of institutional compartmentalization. The writer confesses a weariness born not of misogyny, but of a fundamental discomfort with how marketing departments and academic silos artificially cleave "literature in translation" away from the broader category of "literature." Trapped between institutional co-optation by publishing monoliths and the paralyzing empathy of solidarity, the author diagnoses her own resistance as classic "Loser" behavior under the Gervais Principle—fearing institutional power while serving the machinery that produces it.
Queering Translation in the Classroom
This theoretical friction spills directly into the author’s academic life. Tasked with teaching a university course on queerness in translation, the instructor confronts the gap between abstract academic dogma and practical linguistic survival. "Queering translation" as a theoretical framework demands an acknowledgment that language encodes cultural constructs, mediates social realities, and maps directly onto the fluid spectrum of gender and sexuality.
Yet, on the ground level, the work remains radically practical: tracking down queer authors being translated abroad, evaluating the political stakes of their reception, and examining how line-level lexical choices shape the global canon. Ultimately, the course serves as a tactical intervention—a space for queer students in restrictive political climates (such as Iowa) to forge community, experiment with transgressive texts (such as Robert Glück’s Margery Kempe), and reconnect with the political awakening the author experienced a decade prior during the Russian feminist waves catalyzed by Pussy Riot trials.
Supporting Context & Metrics: Taiwanese New Wave and Stylistic Crusades
Moving past institutional angst, the column highlights two towering works of Taiwanese queer literature that capture the tragic, unmitigated despair of post-authoritarian liberation:
- The Membranes by Chi Ta-Wei, translated by Ari Larissa Heinrich: Set in a 22nd-century ecological dystopia, this novel follows Momo, a lonely dermal care technician navigating isolation and a fractured maternal bond. Centered around a violent, intimate hospital coming-of-age involving a female android named Andy, the work reflects the dark, cynical undertones of Taiwan’s literary boom following the dissolution of the KMT military dictatorship in 1987.
- Last Words from Montmartre by Qiu Miaojin, translated by Ari Larissa Heinrich: Known for shaping the modern lexicon of queer Taiwanese identity—her debut novel Notes of a Crocodile introduced the enduring slang term lazi ("lesbian")—Qiu’s fragmented final work functions as a brilliant, devastating "Lesbian I Ching." Composed as an extended suicide note prior to the author’s tragic death in Paris in 1995 at the age of 26, the book underscores Heinrich’s distinct curatorial alignment with translations that are simultaneously intellectually rigorous, deeply melancholic, and visceral.
The Pursuit of Style
Following up on previous ruminations regarding the malleability of writing style, the column touches upon a Zoom masterclass hosted by author Garth Greenwell. While the mechanics of the 200-person seminar blurred together, the underlying thesis left a lasting impression: the spare, muscular prose championed by traditional American MFA programs and Strunk & White orthodoxy is coded as cisheteronormatively masculine, contrasting sharply with the florid, expansive styles associated with queer literary traditions like those of James Baldwin.
Official Statements & Puzzle Results: The Optatian Triumph
The highlight of any Miss Translation dispatch is the reckoning of the reader puzzle. The previous challenge—recreating Roman poet Optatian’s visual grid poem Carmen 23, which embeds a homophonic Ancient Greek message shaped like the letter M—drew fierce, highly inventive competition that silenced skeptics.
John R. Sesgo’s Conceptual Subversion
Contestant John R. Sesgo offered a hyper-conceptual entry titled "The/M," which bypassed traditional translation in favor of a self-referential grid directing the reader to highlight specific characters across ten lines. While undeniably clever, the columnist wryly classifies it as "still cheating."
Nikola Denkov’s Balkan Directness
Bulgarian translator Nikola Denkov embraced the challenge head-on, rendering the framing text in English while translating the secret message into transliterated Bulgarian/Latin hybrid phrasing that read: I caught Ana passionately tangled with Mark. Denkov expressed frustration that classical names like Neilos and Hymnis resisted clean letter-matching, prompting a contemporary, polyamorous update to the ancient marital drama.
K.R. Emmanuel’s Shakespearean Tour de Force
Perhaps the most staggering submission came from K.R. Emmanuel, who translated the Latin original into a Shakespearean sonnet written in strict iambic pentameter, featuring thirty-seven characters per line. To top it off, Emmanuel embedded a secret Latin message shaped pictographically as a stag’s head with horns—the universal symbol of the cuckold—translating roughly to: "Oh John, Faruq’s even carrying off your spouse, Mary." Complete with exhaustive scholarly footnotes mimicking academic pretension, Emmanuel’s feat proved that translatological obsession knows no bounds.
Future Outlook: The Next Linguistic Frontier
As the literary calendar turns toward autumn, the focus shifts to the upcoming release of Iana Boukova’s 19th-century Balkan epic Traveling in the Direction of the Shadow, translated from the Bulgarian by Ekaterina Petrova after nearly a decade of labor.
Marking the transition, the new translation puzzle invites readers to untangle one of Boukova’s signature sentences—an eighteen-clause labyrinth spanning the deep past, the immediate present, and multiple shifts in narrative perspective.
The New Challenge: Readers are tasked with balancing musicality, verb tenses, and clausal rhythm for a sentence describing a protagonist breaching a long-abandoned, briar-choked Balkan home while a frightened bird batters against the walls.
Submissions are open until September 29 at
[email protected].
As Miss Translation continues her dual life of academic hand-wringing, administrative survival, and linguistic mischief, the state of global letters remains secure in its beautifully chaotic complexity.
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